Go The Fuck To Sleep

My four month old will not go to sleep. I know Fat Louie is tired, he's been rubbing his eyes and yawning for the past hour, but the little bastard won't go the fuck to sleep. I have held him, rocked him, sang to him, checked his diaper, burped him...and still nothing. It's moments like this that make me envy the deaf. At least shit like this is permanently on mute.