Dear WIC Office

You win. I'll come and sit through your thirty minute class so you'll reload the card that helps pay for the ridiculously expensive hypoallergenic formula my baby needs to survive. But I will not be nice, I will not participate, and I will play Angry Birds on my phone the entire time. Thank you for penalizing my child because your staff is so fucking inept that they *refuse* to send out a general mailer to all WIC recipients notifying them of upcoming classes. Did I say inept? I mean fucking lazy.