Sunday, November 20, 2011

So last night, I took an Ambien...

And I'm having my husband get that shit out of the house. F'reals.

Took one around 8. Twenty minutes later, I took another one because I forgot I'd taken one.

By the end of the night, I'd taken four because I'd forgotten every single pill I'd swallowed.

If he leaves that bottle with me, I will accidentally kill myself because my stupid ass will forget I'd taken one. So, bye-bye Ambien. Nice knowing you.

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